The Most Important Personality Test Yet

I love a good personality test. StrengthsFinder, Myers-Briggs, Enneagram… they are all fun in their own way. But the best one I have ever seen might just be this: Who are you through the lens of toast, coffee, and bacon?

How do you like your toast? From not toasted at all to burnt beyond recognition.

How do you take your coffee? From “give it to me black” to “is there any coffee under all this cream?”

And how do you like your bacon? From exotic sushi-style bacon (side note: if you are a 1 on the bacon scale, please check in with your nearest health professional) to charred-to-a-crunchy-crisp. Or maybe you skip bacon altogether like our CEO Sarah, who proudly reps the vegetarian option.

As for me, I am a 2 A 4 guy. Toast just barely kissed by the toaster, coffee that tastes like dirt, and bacon that hits the sweet spot at number 4. Pure perfection.

So what about you? This is the test that really matters. Share your answers with us: toast, coffee, bacon. Who are you?

– Doug Overton